Secrets of Charm

Here is another priceless bit from Secrets of Charm:

A woman is as old as her hats! She tells the world that she is a dowager when she dons a stiff, winged toque. Or she publicizes her lack of discretionary powers when at sixteen she attempts to wear egrets and sequins. These, of course, are extreme examples, and the line of propriety is drawn exceedingly fine. The ideal hat is one that leaves no age impression whatever.

Dangit - I knew I was making a big mistake with the egrets. Will I NEVER learn? Sigh....